“Just Roll with It” Serving up Recipes and Humor

Hello everyone! Hot, hot, hot!!! We are dry as dust here in the River Valley. We need a good slow rain. When I walk across my yard it sounds like I’m walking on potato chips, crunch, crunch.
Ya’ll know I get a lot of craz things in the mail and most of them are from Curtis Feimster. For instance, he sent me a hamburger hat, taco hat and hot dog hat. He sends me dryer sheets all the time. He does send me good stuff like coupons to Subway.
A few years back I started getting mail from Victoria Secret. Now ya’ll know I’m a plus size gal and Victoria Secret is not a store I frequent. I kept getting coupons for a free pair of panties. I have never bought or wore a pair of panties from Victoria Secrets. I would have to buy five pair and sew them together to make one pair. If I tried to put on a pair of those panties it would take the Jaws of Life to get them off me. I always gave the coupons to some skinny girls. It is still a mystery to this day why I got them in the mail.
Like ya’ll know crazy follows me. Ya’ll know the only men that have ever liked me were goofy as pet coons. I had this one guy that asked me to go dancing and honey I have two left feet. I cannot cut a rug, maybe like Granny Clampett. He really wanted me to go but I declined.
I also had a fella tell me, “Don’t look at me with those hungry eyes.” The only thing I look at with hungry eyes are cheeseburgers or a Little Debbie. Ha ha!
As my niece Kelly always says to someone she hasn’t seen in a long time, “Are you married or happy?” She actually had two bad marriages and now she is married to a gem. We love Jimmy so much. Third times a charm.
I’m happy as a lark, just my three grands and me. I know I have told ya’ll but I’m having another granddaughter in January. Her name will be Charley Beth. I will tell ya’ll ten more times before January, I am soooo excited.
Ya’ll hug your loved ones and tell them you love them and if your parents are alive please spend time with them.
LEMON BARS
1 box of angel food cake mix (dry)
1 can (15 oz.) lemon pie filling
In a bowl, mix the lemon pie filling and dry cake mix together. Pour the mixture into a greased 9×13 baking dish. Bake at 350 degrees for 25 to 30 minutes or until golden. Let it cool and dust with powdered sugar. Slice and enjoy.